Orioles-Phillies Chatter

phrank: the blowpen can handle a 3-run lead with no problem
phreddy: omg teh burrell
phreddy: what does WP mean?
phrank: wild pitch?
phreddy: PITCHING
WP: S Ponson, C Lidle
Batters faced: C Lidle 15
Ground Balls-Fly Balls: C Lidle 5-7
phreddy: cool runners at the corners stranded
phreddy: is lidle still pitching?
phrank: which of us gets channel 57
phreddy: well you mentioned the blowpen
phreddy: i assumed chuck handed the ball over
phrank: oh
phrank: no, I just meant they will blow it
phreddy: oh i see
phrank: due to their lack of pitching skill
phreddy: i have faith that the philberts will emerge victorino
phreddy: david newhan!
phreddy: he had a pretty good year last year
phreddy: correnzo lidle
phreddy: burrell sucks
phrank: I noticed
phreddy: his fielding looks so effeminate
phreddy: david bell is up to a lusty .253
phreddy: rollins sucks
phreddy: lofton is ted williams
phrank: there are no good players on the phillies
phreddy: abr00 broke his hit streak, the fu><0r
phreddy: th0me is on his suck streak still
phreddy: burrell likes .300
phreddy: shits is hard
phreddy: burrell is tied for 2nd in RBI
phreddy: i totally didn't notice that tino martinez was kicking ass in the AL
phreddy: abreu leads the league in sabermetric RC
phreddy: and RC27
phrank: does he really?
phreddy: yes
phreddy: his SECA is low though
phrank: I sense a trade in the works
phreddy: but good enough for 2nd
phreddy: ISOP 6th
phrank: are you making shit up
phreddy: no
phreddy: wow
phreddy: he has taken the most number of pitches
phreddy: by 82
phrank: that has always been his strength
phreddy: 4.44 P/PA
phreddy: Bigbie goes down
phreddy: some sportswriter is waiting for him to go for a stint on the DL
phreddy: so he can pull that gem out
phrank: haha
phrank: a strikeout in a critical 9th inning moment would do it too
phreddy: yesh
phreddy: i gotta run
phreddy: time to p00p
phrank: enjoy