.500, Chris Burke

phreddy: omg phrank
phreddy: how about those philberts
phrank: these are the philberts I have come to know and love
phreddy: no they aren't
phrank: even stevens
phreddy: isn't this their first time at .500 since 1-1
phrank: never taking more than they give
phreddy: haha
phreddy: d00d
phrank: Baseball Prospectus gives them a 17.26% shot at the NL East crown
phrank: I like how J-Roll's offensive tear has raised his OBP to a glorious .320
phreddy: the astros called up chris burke
phreddy: ha
phrank: Chris Burke starred in 1992's Jonathan: The Boy Nobody Wanted
phrank: I'll give you three guesses as to which character he played
phreddy: i did not know that
phreddy: he was in mona lisa smile!
phreddy: Custodian
phrank: http://www.chrisburke.org/
phreddy: The Phillies are 18-9 when Rollins crosses the plate and 7-18 when he doesn't (in his starts).
phreddy: he's in jersey!
phreddy: he's on touched by an angel?
phreddy: he's one of america's favorite personalities?
phreddy: he was in 2 episodes of touched by an angel

phreddy: oh my god
phreddy: this is bad
phreddy: http://www.fortunecity.com/millenium/treearbor/207/wavs.html
phrank: you've got mail!
phreddy: haha
phreddy: welcome!
phrank: I've got mail! I've got mail! I've got mail! I've got mail! Yay!
phreddy: haha
phrank: that was the best Special Ed routine ever
phreddy: his goodbye isn't too good
phreddy: it's mostly white noise
phrank: I wonder if he posted those wav files before or after Crank Yankers aired that sketch

phreddy: chris with leeann rines!
phrank: he totally banged her
phreddy: his picture with leeann looks really funny
phreddy: his eyes are completely black
phreddy: beady
phreddy: and he's not really that strange looking
phrank: hot like leean rimes, because I'm all about value
phreddy: rines
phrank: I hate patti lupone so much
phreddy: http://www.arcms.org/Tory%20perorming%20with%20Chris%20Burke.jpg
phreddy: why
phrank: every time I go to new york I see a poster of her and I want to jump in front of a taxi
phreddy: haha
phrank: look at leeann in that picture
phrank: she is totally ready to give it up
phreddy: haha
phrank: and you know Burke is the master of sympathy sex
phrank: the father from Life Goes On was a bad guy on 24 this season
phreddy: i see
phreddy: you are going to hell
phrank: why?
phreddy: making fun of the mongoloid
phrank: I was making fun of rimes
phrank: saying he took advantage of her
phrank: that is not making fun of him