Heathcliff Heathcliff

Last night I downloaded Here and Now by Letters to Cleo. It sounds like me playing my guitar in my bedroom during highschool. I told Phreddy that if it were any more 1995, it would be Heathcliff Slocumb.

Phreddy just sent me a text message to say that he wants his porno name to be Heathcliff Slowcum.

Well, another shitty April has come and gone for the Phabulous Philberts. But take heart! The Phillies are 10-14, which is exactly the record they had at the end of April 2005. Which at the time was good for last place, but now gets them a tie for second!

All of which is to say that the Phillies can aspire to this year what they did last year - end up 1 game behind the wildcard!

It's going to be a glorious season.