Well, another shitty April has come and gone for the Phabulous Philberts. But take heart! The Phillies are 10-14, which is exactly the record they had at the end of April 2005. Which at the time was good for last place, but now gets them a tie for second!

All of which is to say that the Phillies can aspire to this year what they did last year - end up 1 game behind the wildcard!

It's going to be a glorious season.