The Inquirer, today:

Asked whether the Phillies will make the playoffs, 11-year-old Lynelle Flowers, who posed with an oversized mock-up of the $10,000 check, said: "Yeah. They're nice."

Flowers was then beaten mercilessly by Brett Myers.

Continuing....

"I went to the the game where they played Boston, and they won."

Note that that statement requires no clarification, because although the Phailures played Boston six times this year, they only won once.