In my city there is problem
And this problem is the Phils
They make city pay for ballpark
And they never win the game

Throw the Phils down the well
So my city can be free
You must stop them lose the game
Then we have a big party

(inspired by Borat)

Lidle Enjoying 72 Virgins

Ducks Fucked, Kangaroos Screwed; Orangutans Being Guarded to Prevent Possible Orgy at Zoo

(from Phreddy)

Inquirer article headline: The Cubs' "College of Coaches" failed. So will the Phillies'.

For every noun X in the English language, the statement "The Phillies' X will fail" is true.

From Phreddy:

Cory Lidle
1972-2006
"We have some planes."

phrank: Bowa Praises Lidle's Aggressive Flight Style

phreddy: Phillies Suggest Burrell Learn to Fly

phrank: From now on, managers shouldn't tell players "Atta boy!"

phreddy: Phrank Has Very Clever 9/11 Reference - AP

phrank: He was traded midseason, so he missed the Yankee orientation where they explain that "Bronx Bombers" is just a metaphor.

phreddy: Corey was a freak in heat, a dog without warning; he had an appetite for sex because he was so horny.

Phreddy and I have been saying for years that it was only a matter of time before the Philadelphia Phillies would mount a terrorist attack on US soil, and today, we have been proven all too right:

NEW YORK -- Yankees pitcher Cory Lidle was the pilot of a small plane that crashed into a high-rise apartment building in Manhattan on Wednesday, according to published reports.

Lidle, 34, was killed in the crash, the reports said. The New York Times reported that police said two bodies were found on the ground shortly after the crash, and that one of them was that of Lidle, who was a licensed pilot.

Four deaths were confirmed by the city medical examiner's office, CNN reported.

Phreddy points out that Arthur Rhodes said back in August that "The only thing Cory Lidle wants to do is fly around in his airplane and gamble."

I always expect Philberts pitchers to crash and burn, but this is ridiculous.

Experts believe Lidle saw a picket line in a Manhattan street and attempted to cross it.

(15:06:11) phreddy: Iraq is just Detroit without a good baseball team

(14:48:43) phreddy: her mom bought it from QVC
(14:49:00) phrank: lol qvc
(14:49:20) phrank: ONOES U ONLY HAVE 30 SECONDS 2 BUY THIS OR U R NEVAR GONNA GET IT