phrank: Bowa Praises Lidle's Aggressive Flight Style

phreddy: Phillies Suggest Burrell Learn to Fly

phrank: From now on, managers shouldn't tell players "Atta boy!"

phreddy: Phrank Has Very Clever 9/11 Reference - AP

phrank: He was traded midseason, so he missed the Yankee orientation where they explain that "Bronx Bombers" is just a metaphor.

phreddy: Corey was a freak in heat, a dog without warning; he had an appetite for sex because he was so horny.