Phillies Prolong Farcical Playoff Race with Afternoon Victory

Phillies 10, Marlons 1 in the 4th!

I haven't seen this much wholesale slaughter in south Florida since ValuJet.

Fuck all that bickerin' beef. It's the last weekend of the season! I haven't been updating, but it's hard to creep the Brooklyn streets.

The Philadelphia Philberts have three games with the Florida Marlon Andersons.

The LA Riots take on the San Francisco Sodomites.

I believe in the Philberts.

I believe they will phail.

The Phillies are bringing sexy back.... but do their fans really know how to act?

Phrank and Phreddy investigate!

"The Red Sox are like the Big Dig: Way over budget, poorly planned, corrupt to the core, and killing innocent citizens."

- HSF, from Baseball Think Factory

One game over .500, our phabulous Philberts are 1 game behind the San Diego "Johnny" Podres in the wildcard standings.

The 2006 National League wildcard race is like a beauty pageant for ugly chicks.