Tied with the aBreu Creu for the wildest card in the league!

Half a game behind the Queens of Queens for the division!

What's the Happs?

Let us go Philberts.

Let us go Americans.

Let us go Bearcubs.

Oakland 5, Philadelphia 2

Tampa Bay 6, Florida 4

The Florida Marlons remain 1 game back of our Philberts. The Tampa Bay Swingers keep the dream alive.

Phrank: I just realized what the Phillies are lacking.

Phreddy: What's that?

Phrank: Good baseball players.

Indians 10, Phillies 1.

That is what is known as a Cleveland Steamer.

In my city there is problem
And this problem is the Phils
They make city pay for ballpark
And they never win the game

Throw the Phils down the well
So my city can be free
You must stop them lose the game
Then we have a big party

(inspired by Borat)

Lidle Enjoying 72 Virgins

Ducks Fucked, Kangaroos Screwed; Orangutans Being Guarded to Prevent Possible Orgy at Zoo

(from Phreddy)

Inquirer article headline: The Cubs' "College of Coaches" failed. So will the Phillies'.

For every noun X in the English language, the statement "The Phillies' X will fail" is true.

From Phreddy:

Cory Lidle
1972-2006
"We have some planes."

phrank: Bowa Praises Lidle's Aggressive Flight Style

phreddy: Phillies Suggest Burrell Learn to Fly

phrank: From now on, managers shouldn't tell players "Atta boy!"

phreddy: Phrank Has Very Clever 9/11 Reference - AP

phrank: He was traded midseason, so he missed the Yankee orientation where they explain that "Bronx Bombers" is just a metaphor.

phreddy: Corey was a freak in heat, a dog without warning; he had an appetite for sex because he was so horny.